At last! You have been rubbing those two nickels together for decades! Now you have finally amassed your sacred F.I.R.E net worth number of $1.4 million dollars. This amount will allow you projected investment returns of a modest 6% per year, thereby allowing you to live by the 4% rule, which gives you an emancipating $56,000 per year to live on while still earning 2% appreciation on your net worth year over year! Well, technically 2% inflation cancels out the appreciation but you don’t care about technicalities. This is the moment! Time to come up with the most spectacular way